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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2006-01-17 23:07
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YEAH

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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2005-07-03 03:24
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i'll never forgive him for the wrong he did me
at that one time
in the place
when shit went down
and the dinosaurs exploded


wait

that was a dream

anyway. dream-byron, i will never forgive you. reality-byron, we're still good.

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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2005-03-16 23:29
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BYRON KNOWS ABOUT OUR COMMUNITY
it is like...

i don't know
wtf.

deviled eggs?

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Poster:permanentlull
Date:2004-10-19 14:05
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is byron a gas or a liquid?

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Poster:permanentlull
Date:2004-10-19 14:01
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it's kinda musky

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Poster:permanentlull
Date:2004-10-19 14:00
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i can smell byron from lincoln

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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2004-07-19 00:39
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Auto response from Byron#### (12:39:39 AM): just watched "Big Fish" and cried like a wee little girl

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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2004-05-17 22:18
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Auto response from Byron####: I swear to God, if Hertsgaard drank all my Grey Goose Citron I am gonna kill him dead

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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2004-03-09 19:50
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my mommy wrote byron an email telling him i'd been in the hospital

he didn't do anything



why does he always play hard to get?
i just want some love! the inhumanity...

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Poster:permanentlull
Date:2004-01-20 20:14
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oh byron im sorry baby i didnt mean it

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Poster:permanentlull
Date:2004-01-20 18:12
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fuck that byron shit! that motherfucker is dead and i dont cherish dead stuff!!

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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2004-01-20 00:31
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sometimes i don't feel like you all are cherishing byron as much as you should

cherish. cherish him.

especially, you, ross.
stop playa hating.


i ate coconut shrimp a couple of nights ago.
byron would order something like that.

no he wouldn't.
he'd order lobster. and praise metallica st. anger!!!
because that's his style.

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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2004-01-01 19:24
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byron has not been awake since he got home this morning.
(at least i don't think so)

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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2003-12-26 01:12
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make snake sighs (1:07:27 AM): my brother took my pipe out
make snake sighs (1:07:31 AM): and just returned with it
make snake sighs (1:07:35 AM): but he didnt cash it
make snake sighs (1:07:40 AM): and i said "what is this?"
lesavy DANSE (1:07:43 AM): hahah is there POT IN THERE
make snake sighs (1:07:44 AM): and he sniffed it
make snake sighs (1:07:57 AM): and said
make snake sighs (1:08:02 AM): "smells like pot"
lesavy DANSE (1:08:13 AM): HAHA
lesavy DANSE (1:08:20 AM): oh byron!!!!!
lesavy DANSE (1:08:23 AM): he kills me!
make snake sighs (1:09:04 AM): i know it
make snake sighs (1:09:10 AM): we should smoke whatever he didnt tomorrow
lesavy DANSE (1:09:19 AM): grand idea, that one
lesavy DANSE (1:09:23 AM): and steal his pot
make snake sighs (1:09:26 AM): seriously
lesavy DANSE (1:09:37 AM): buahahaha
lesavy DANSE (1:09:45 AM): he deserves it.
make snake sighs (1:10:07 AM): hahahaha
make snake sighs (1:10:14 AM): now he's watching "gang related"
make snake sighs (1:10:17 AM): starring tupac
make snake sighs (1:10:27 AM): and dennis quaid
make snake sighs (1:10:31 AM): HES SO WEEIRD
make snake sighs (1:10:45 AM): like a weasel or something
lesavy DANSE (1:11:41 AM): HAHAAHA BIG BABY JESUS you should say
lesavy DANSE (1:11:52 AM): jesus christ i think there's a rodent in his ass
make snake sighs (1:11:59 AM): lemmiwinks!!

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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2003-10-15 12:45
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so byron, right?

i wonder how many different ways one can use his name in a sentence.
or!
MAYBE WE SHOULD CREATE DRUG LINGO

frat boy #1: "hey man you got any byron?"
frat boy #2: "dude. i got the stankiest byron you'll ever come across!"
frat boy #1: "SAh-WeEt!"



Or if something's really Steely Dan/Peter Gabriel/Duran Duran sounding, we could be like "man, this shit is so byron!"


i bet byron wouldn't be this off-task.
no wait, he is.
I AM SO BYRON RIGHT NOW. IT'S LIKE I'VE FUSED WITH HIS INERDS AND WILL HAVE LIVER AND LUNG PROBLEMS.

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Poster:bonafidesunday
Date:2003-09-02 22:18
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sometimes i really dislike him

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Poster:permanentlull
Date:2003-07-25 18:24
Subject:i hope he does not huff the contents
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does byron use AXE deodorant body spray for men?

Hold can 6 inches from your body and spray it on your underarms, chest, neck (all the hot spots). If button clogs, rinse with warm water.

  • Not for intimate use.
  • Avoid Spraying in eyes.
  • Avoid inhalation.
  • Contents under pressure.
  • Flammable.
  • Do not puncture or incinerate Container.
  • Do not use when smoking or in presence of fire, open flame, sparks or heat.
  • Do not place in hot water or near radiators, stoves or other sources of heat.
  • Keep out of reach of children.
  • Use only as directed.
  • Do not use on broken skin.
  • Discontinue use if rash or irritation develops.
  • Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

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  • Poster:permanentlull
    Date:2003-07-08 09:59
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    i was just thinkin' how BORON sounds a little like BYRON.

    do you think that byron could be a scientist?

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    Poster:bonafidesunday
    Date:2003-05-24 23:56
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    BYRON IS HOME FROM COLLEGE

    this was unexpected
    as byron-cherishers it is our destiny to dance
    it is our duty to shake his hand
    woe wow byron, your room is cool!
    newt! singular! newt!

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    Poster:bonafidesunday
    Date:2003-03-30 12:40
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BYRON!
    EAT KEY LIME PIE

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